cute nicknames for your significant other:
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
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Victoria Can't Keep A Secret
Minerva. 20. Full time student and part time ass
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“I have a feeling that one day, we’re all just gonna end up in a mental hospital… fandom mental hospital, and I’m pretty convinced that you’ll be able to tell who belonged to which fandom…” [x]
OMG JANICE YOU ARE A GIF SET
I KNOW I SAW IT I’M VERY VERY HAPPY
(via somewhatsignificunt)
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
(via sassylemon)
| What girls say: | I'm fine |
|---|---|
| What girls mean: | I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst |
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
(via sassylemon)
things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
(via sassylemon)
16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000 pizzas
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING $1 PIZZAS THO
THEY WOULD BE 10 DOLLAR PIZZAS
stay in school kids…
(via sassylemon)
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
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